I like music, long walks on the beach, and poking dead things with a stick.

Thursday, June 25, 2009

 Put down the hammer

You know that saying about “I laughed so hard I cried”? Yeah?

I really, truly did — reading this.

I’m never going to forget this phrase: “there’s a little F-16 in my pants.”

Wendi Aarons is my new hero. I would read her blog at work for the stress relief, but I’m pretty sure my manager would call in Animal Control to deal with the hyena in my cubicle.

(I know it’s been 4 days since my wedding and I haven’t blogged it. I will, I promise. Just waiting for My Number One Internet Fanboy and Official Wedding Photographer to get me some piccies. Also my stress levels need to be brought down by at least a few nights on the luscious 500-thread count sheets that Geoffrey’s awesome aunt got us, which are finally going on the bed tonight.)


Monday, June 22, 2009

 My niece

The local newspaper up in the Washington state town where my sister and her family live did an article on my niece and the fund-raiser set up by the school that her sister Haley attends. A blood-cancer charity has also set up a web page about Katie, and they are having a Poker Tournament fund-raiser for her.


Sunday, June 21, 2009

 Third time’s a charm

Happy Father’s Day! Happy Summer Solstice! And…

Geoffrey and I got married today. Still mind-boggled by it. Details soon, but for now I must collapse…sooo exhausted. It was a pretty amazing day, all told.


Wednesday, June 17, 2009

 OMFG

Florists clearly have an astonishing racket going on — Geoffrey ordered some flowers for the wedding, and when told me how much florists charge for that crap, I almost had an apoplectic fit! $33 for a corsage, and bridal bouquets start at $85?!!!

Are you fuq’ing KIDDING?! That much money for some dead flowers and a stickpin?!

I’m beside myself. Thank heavens he only ordered corsages for the moms and me, and boutonnieres for himself and his dad. (When I heard boutonnieres are only $8, I said he should have gotten those for all of us.) He ordered purple roses, which is really sweet…but, if they have ANY scent whatsoever, I won’t be able to have a corsage, because rose oil is one of my strongest migraine triggers.

I’m still mind-boggled. EIGHTY-FIVE DOLLARS for a bouquet? (Do you know how many books I could buy with $85?!) Clearly, not liking flowers has saved me a fortune over the years. I will never understand how some people are willing to pay that kind of money for something so incredibly useless.


Monday, June 15, 2009

 Down to the wire

Less than a week until the wedding, eep! Here’s my list of stuff still to get done:

  • Buy a new bra (and probably shoes)
  • Get some speakers for my iPod
  • Dye my hair (I may be 40 but I refuse to be gray!) & get it trimmed
  • Buy the sparkling cider & grape juice
  • Finish getting the ceremony written
  • Order the corsages for the moms & boutonniere for Geoffrey’s dad
  • Check the site for logistical surprises & do a brief walk-through
  • Finish sewing the dresses!

It may seem like there’s a lot left to do, but actually most of the preparations are already finished. We have a dinner at Geoffrey’s parents house on Saturday night (eve of the wedding), so all this has to be done by late Saturday afternoon. I am hugely glad that I took these vacation days to prepare, or we would be completely FUBAR.

And my sixpence arrived in the mail today!!! It’s gorgeous, and the lady who took my order was so incredibly nice. When I called to order, she asked if I had a special year in mind, and I said no (they stopped making them 2 years before my birth year, which was the only year which popped to mind). Then she suggested one that’s a century old, to commemorate the year of the wedding, and I thought that was brilliant! So I have a 1909 King Edward VII sixpence for my shoe!

So tonight Geoffrey & I will do a bit of wedding-preparation shopping. Normally I hate all shopping unless it’s for books, but I promised myself a bra from Vicky’s, and I don’t mind shopping there too much. Except for all the ridiculous pink decor.


Thursday, June 11, 2009

 Bitten

What did I get for my 40th birthday? A snakebite! Sebastian (the baby California kingsnake that belongs to Anxiety) grabbed the inside of my pinkie right where it meets my hand (that blurry silver thing in the pic is my Claddagh ring).

Silly me overlooked the fact that Sebastian was in hunting mode, and decided to take her out of her cage. (That’s not a typo; Sebastian is female — Anxiety named her before we found out her gender.) When she first bit me, I honestly didn’t feel it. I mean, her entire head is about the size of the fingernail on my ring finger, so you can imagine how tiny her teeth are. But she’s got quite the bite pressure! I tried wedging a fingernail between my skin and her teeth, and absolutely could not do it. So I had Lyse take some pics with her cell phone while I waited for Sebastian to let go.

As I waited, Sebastian decided to subdue her prey’s squirming by grinding her little teeth, which I definitely did feel. Still, it didn’t exactly hurt, it just wasn’t comfortable. And Sebastian showed no interest in letting go! Remembering how I got the last snake that bit me (which was a 5-foot boa constrictor) to release its bite (they stop biting when they figure out that you’re too big to eat), I gently shook my hand — and Sebastian — a few times. Presto, she let go.

I now have several pinprick-sized bite holes that did actually bleed a few drops, and a small but significant amount of bruising around them. Since over 90% of reptiles do carry salmonella in their system, the treatment for a non-venomous bite is pretty simple: wash the hell out of it, plus Neosporin to prevent secondary infection. I’m sure all the marks will be gone in less than a week (unlike the bite from the 5-foot boa, which left small scars that didn’t fade for a few years, since the skin was actually slightly torn).

Also today, I got a much better birthday gift, from Kylanath! She got me a couple cookbooks from my Powell’s wishlist (that I really wanted but probably wasn’t ever going to buy for myself), and a pair of kick-ass drinking glasses: a gorgeous blue one that says “Bitch” and a beautiful purple one that says “Slut.” Woo hoo! I’m seriously envious of both her ability to choose amazing gifts, and her phenomenal gift-wrapping talents. (Due to my extra-special birthday migraine, I forgot to take her pressie over when I dropped in on her this evening, so she’ll get it this weekend.)


 It isn’t old if you’re a tree

Oh hey, look — I’m 40. Weird, it doesn’t feel any different from 39.

In family news, my niece is off the ventilator and out of intensive care. She’s still having problems breathing, but the doctors said that is normal when someone is on the ventilator for a long time. I guess she has to cough up all the crap that built up while she couldn’t cough. They finally got a PICC line in, and that way they don’t have to stick her with so many needles. Things look good, except that she’s been running a fever, and doesn’t have much of an immune system at the moment, so they’re watching that very closely. The only visitors she’s allowed to have are her parents & sisters.

In wedding preparation news, my sewing machine decided to go on the fritz last night when I was halfway done making the first bridesmaid dress. I’ve had the damned thing for TEN YEARS and it’s never given me problems. NEVER. So, of course, this gets blamed on Murphy’s Law. I’m going to fiddle with it a bit more, and if that doesn’t help, it’ll be time to locate a repair shop that won’t charge me more than the blasted machine is worth.

Lyse keeps telling me to relax, that I’m on vacation. I’m not, really. I don’t have to go to work, but it’s not exactly a vacation — or, at the most, it’s a working vacation. I’m not even going to think about all the stuff we have yet to finish for the wedding preparations. Gah.


Monday, June 1, 2009

 Hoping for the best…

Friday night, my sister took her 4-year-old, my niece Katie, to an urgent care clinic because she didn’t think the family doctor’s diagnosis of a respiratory infection a few days earlier was correct. My niece had developed some scary swelling in her face and upper chest, and said she couldn’t breathe if she was laying down, so my sister spent all of Thursday night in a chair with her daughter sitting in her lap so she could sleep.

Katie stopped breathing at the urgent care clinic. Luckily it was directly across the street from an emergency room, and they rushed her over there and got her resuscitated. Then she stopped breathing again. They brought her back again, and life-flighted her to the children’s hospital in Tacoma. By the time they got her there, her breathing was so poor that they decided to intubate her.

But Katie’s a fighter, and she fought so hard that 5 adults couldn’t hold her still enough to be intubated before they finally gave up and sedated her first. They did an MRI and found that she has an enlarged heart, as well as a cancerous mass around her heart, which apparently had been depressing her lungs enough to cause the breathing problems. The doctors told my sister they’d never seen a mass in that location so large in a child that size. Finally, they ran blood tests which returned an initial diagnosis of leukemia, and started her on chemotherapy.

Saturday they did a bone marrow test to further refine the diagnosis, and it confirmed the earlier tests. They decided to keep her sedated, in a medically-induced coma, until she no longer needs to be intubated. They continued the chemo, which started improving her blood counts immediately, but not anywhere near close enough to be hopeful. By Sunday night, the doctors told my sister that Katie had to have radiation or there was little chance she’d survive another day, but that the dosage necessary to improve the situation left Katie at very high risk of future cancer. Of course my sister told them to do whatever was necessary to save her.

She’s still in the coma, still intubated, and there’s a good chance she’ll be in the hospital for a month or so for the initial treatments, with a likelihood that she’ll have to have upwards of 2 years of chemotherapy. They’ll take her off the ventilator (and the sedation) as soon as her blood oxygen improves. At this point, they’re not even 100% certain that she hasn’t suffered some impact from oxygen deprivation on Friday night. The only hopeful sign is that today when they changed the IV lines (and so the sedation was slightly lifted), my sister was talking to her and squeezing Katie’s hand, and Katie squeezed back.

At this point, we just don’t know anything more. Every good sign seems to be countered with a bad sign. I asked if they’d given my sister any long-term prognosis, and they haven’t. My sister and my mom are the kind of people who wouldn’t want to know, anyway, unless they could hear that there’s a 100% chance of everything turning out just fine. And of course there’s not a 100% chance.

My sister has two other daughters, who are 10 and 19. The eldest just got married and is expecting a baby in November. Luckily she’s being a real trouper and taking charge of her 10-year-old sister at home while their mom stays at the hospital with the youngest. Both grandmothers are in the area, helping with meals and laundry and such. There’s really nothing I can do to help, except to pray, which I’m doing.

It will be a very long time before Katie is out of danger. At this point, we don’t even know how certain it is that she’ll reach her fifth birthday, which is in 7 weeks. Hopefully she’s enough of a fighter.