I like music, long walks on the beach, and poking dead things with a stick.

Sunday, December 30, 2007

 I survived the holidays

Thank heavens the holidays are over (unless you count New Year’s Eve, which I traditionally spend in front of the TV, so I don’t stress over it). It was actually the least-stressful holiday season of my entire life, which vaguely surprised me — but I’m certainly not complaining! Having friends over was wonderful, and having friends over who are really more like family was entirely the best. Even my mother’s visit was easy-going, which was extremely surprising and very pleasant.

And now for something completely TMI…


Thursday, December 20, 2007

 Decking the halls

It started out as “Oh look, the solstice falls on a Saturday, maybe we should do a family Yule thing.” It progressed to mentioning to a few pals who had no family in the Pacific Northwest, “You need to come to our house for Yule dinner on Saturday.” Now it’s become, “I must clean my whole fucking house (or at least the downstairs) for the guests coming to our Yule shindig!”

Actually I think my Inner Neat Freak decided to invite a bunch of people over so that I’d have to actually get some serious tidying-up done. It’s working! I spent 3 hours cleaning after work tonight, and will finish up tomorrow night after the last-minute shopping. (I thought I’d be done shopping long before the 21st, but of course I was wrong — I kinda forgot that I have relatives other than my offspring and Lyse. Le sigh.)

All I want for Christmas is a lot of sleep. (And some Au Lait lotion, available at Target, if Wicca Claus needs any gift suggestions… *grin*)


Friday, December 14, 2007

 I got your Xmas spirit, right here

Traditionally I’ve always been the classic Scrooge. All that holiday crap annoys the living hell out of me (especially those blasted bell-ringers — I want to pummel the living daylights out of them, before setting them on fire and flinging them onto pungee sticks). But for some reason, this year has been weirdly different.

I’m not stressed about the holidays. Wow.

I honestly don’t give a goddamn as to what I get this year (okay, some hot holiday sex would be nice… *hint, hint*). Besides, I’ve already gotten myself a few little presents — a pair of (purple) earrings, a super-fluffy (purple) robe, a (purple) magnetic straight-pin holder — and if I can think of anything I really want when the holidays are over that I didn’t get, I’ll just go buy it myself. Novel concept, that.

I’m not stressed about the holidays. Neat.

I shopped for a few hours this afternoon, completely avoiding the classic holiday-shopping venues by hitting Fabric Depot and Office Depot and Moonshadow (aka “Wicca Depot”), and it was rather pleasant. Then I spent at least 3 hours tonight wrapping Yule gifts. And I’m not even quite done yet, considering that I still have a short list of people to buy for (and, of course, wrap for). I fully expect to be completely finished with holiday shopping by December 18th, which is definitely a record for me, considering that my usual final shopping lands around December 24th.

I’m not stressed about the holidays. Cool.

I don’t know if it’s because the “spirit of giving” has overcome me like a bad rash, or if I’ve just finally reached the point where stressing out over a freaking date on the calendar is just too frothing silly a concept to be entertained any longer. Possibly both. All I really know is that I no longer give a flying fuck what anyone thinks of my holiday efforts. It’s really quite liberating.

In any case, here’s a pic of our Yule shrub this year. It’s all Geoffrey’s fault (for proof, check out the Alice Cooper ornament near the top). Okay, the dragon tree topper is my fault. *perky grin*


Monday, December 10, 2007

 Baby, it’s cold outside

My mom is moved into her new apartment, since the house she lived in until the flood did get inundated with floodwater. It rose to about 3 feet inside her house; she lost everything except the things she’d deliberately put up on a high shelf (her photo albums, computer, and a few mementos), most of her non-food kitchen contents, and a few items of solid-oak furniture that could be cleaned & disinfected (2 lamp tables, a futon frame, and her computer desk). Absolutely everything else in the house will be burned or sent to the dump.

The saddest thing, for her, is that she’d put her sheet music books up on the same shelf as her photo albums, but somehow they fell down into the filthy flood water. She’s quite a talented piano player; not good enough to do it professionally, but certainly a skilled amateur. Several dozen books of sheet music, some of which were almost 50 years old that she’d saved since childhood, were destroyed. But she’s okay, as are her cats. And she does love her new apartment, although it’s smaller and more expensive than she’d like. But it’s on high ground, and that’s what matters most to her.

Not much else going on. My life is revolving around work, sleep, and generally trying to keep my spirits up during this month of extra-special holiday stress & annoyances. After a couple of months of almost no migraines, I seem to be having a low-grade one every few days; it really wears on you. I’m doing a lot of crocheting because it’s distracting and vaguely enjoyable (certainly the end result is quite enjoyable!).

I have to write the annual holiday family newsletter soon, and get those fraking holiday cards sent. Bleah. And just when my computer is coming down with a case of the winter flu (the power supply thingie is making noise and probably going to crap out entirely soon). Whee.


Monday, December 3, 2007

 Rain, wind, and Mother Nature

Our latest storm has finally downed the nation’s largest Sitka spruce, located off Highway 26 just outside of Seaside, OR. It was at least 700 years old. Parts of SE Portland are water-logged as the Johnson Creek flooded over its banks, but so far I haven’t heard of the floodwaters here in town getting even a foot high.

In some news a bit more personal, my mother and sister had to leave their homes in Chehalis, WA due to severe flooding there. At least 20 miles of the I-5 freeway is closed at the cities of Centralia and Chehalis, due to the flooding of the Chehalis River, which is expected to crest tomorrow at 75 feet. If it does crest that high, it would put all lanes of I-5 in that area under about 5 feet of water.

My mom’s house, which is at a higher elevation than the other houses along her street, didn’t have floodwater inside when she had to be evacuated, but the water is still rising and many homes along her street are flooded with at least a foot or two of water. My sister’s house is on risers, but the water was lapping at the doorstep when she was evacuated. Her deck and everything in her carport had already been swept away by the flood, and she had to wade through 4 feet of water to escape; luckily my nieces were already safe elsewhere. The street that my mom and sister live on had never been flooded before.

A state of emergency has been declared for Washington state due to the flooding. My mom told me she can hear helicopters in the dark, going in and out of town, rescuing people from rooftops. She saw a few people on the roof of a local grocery store, trapped by the dangerous debris and currents of the floodwater surrounding the building. Until they can make other arrangements, she and my sister are staying at my sister’s ex-husband’s house, which is at a higher elevation that is not in danger of being flooded. So far, none of my relatives have lost their homes for certain…but the flood isn’t over just yet. The freeway is expected to be closed for at least 36 hours, and many neighborhoods are completely isolated by the floods.

My sister’s best friend of over 20 years narrowly escaped with her life. A friend was helping her evacuate her cats & pet bunny, when the dike broke near her home. She said she heard a “whoosh” and when she looked behind her, there was a wall of water coming down the street. She sprinted to the pickup truck, with her arms full of her animals, and they barely managed to out-drive the floodwaters.

I can’t imagine how scary that would be. It makes me want to start taking everything I hear about planning for natural disasters entirely too seriously. When I first heard how people were leaving their pets behind due to the panic of evacuation, and how one of my mom’s friend’s dogs drowned when the dike broke, all I could think is, “I need 2 more cat carriers (since I only have one), a travel cage for the bunny, a couple of coolers to tuck the reptiles in, and some heat-packs to stick in with the reptiles.” Losing belongings can be rough. Losing books can make me flat-out cry. Losing irreplaceable photos and mementos (the kids’ baby books!) would be horrible. But losing the animals whose lives are entrusted to me, and who have no adequate way to take care of themselves if we can’t evacuate them — well, that’s entirely unacceptable.

It would take a flood of Biblical proportions before I’d have to worry about flooding where I live, because I’m a couple of miles away from — and a couple of hundred feet higher in elevation! — the nearest river or creek. But hey, we’re just about due for a nasty earthquake, or another volcano exploding. And there are at least 3 or 4 trees close enough to take out part of my townhouse if a windstorm knocked them down. And you never know when an army of marauding zombies will attack. (Sorry about that last; when I’m worried, I make bad jokes.)


Saturday, December 1, 2007

 Wake me up when December ends

First of all, HAPPY BIRTHDAY to Mari!!! I hope all good things befall her.

I blogged infrequently (at best) last month…maybe I was suffering karmic backlash from writing over 50,000 words during November last year when I won NaNoWriMo. Hopefully this month I can get back in the blogging swing…but I’d like to avoid a couple of particular topics (the weather, and the “holidays”), so let me get that out of my system right now.

Weather: COLD. Vaguely damp. COLD. Windy. COLD. Extremely annoying. COLD.

Holidays: Merry fraking Chris-Yule-Kwanz-nukkah and a happy Festivus to you all. I plan on boycotting the annoying bell-ringers, and instead giving generously to the “adopt a needy Pagan family” jar at Moonshadow (where I stopped in today to pick up a few things…they’re open 7 days a week for the next few weeks, rather than their usual Tues-Sun).

Another year is speeding to a close…which is generally a depressing idea, but I have the Neopets Advent Calendar to cheer me up. And peppermint scrumptiousness everywhere I turn. Yay!

And hey, I have a whole whopping week to put together an ornament for the company ornament exchange — the person I picked in the random drawing is going to get an exclusive, one-of-a-kind, Pagan holiday ornament made by yours truly. I just have to locate a craft shop (the sewing-and-notions kind, not the Wiccan-and-weirdos kind) where I can obtain green crochet thread. That’s my mission after work tomorrow!