I like music, long walks on the beach, and poking dead things with a stick.

Tuesday, February 28, 2006

 Adventures in cooking

When Lyse joined the ranks of homeowners and moved out of her rented apartment last fall, we (Geoffrey & I) helped her move the last miscellaneous bits. She was throwing out tons of things, so we ended up inheriting about a station wagon load-full of stuff. Amidst the spoils of moving victory, I ended up grabbing a few bean soup mixes. Although she was throwing out most of her food as being past old and well into decrepit (since she cooks like a bachelor, which is to say “almost never”), I figured that dry beans and split peas don’t go bad.

Last night, I opened all the packages into my crockpot, covered the assortment with water as directed, and let it all soak overnight. This morning, after rinsing the slightly-larger beans, I added fresh water and tossed in a chopped onion, a couple of cans of tomato paste, a can of stewed seasoned tomatoes, some garlic, lemon juice, Worcestershire sauce, a couple of large hamhocks, and all the spice packets that came with the assorted soup mixes. (A couple of the soup mixes came with itty-bitty cute little Tabasco sauce bottles, which I am saving to give back to Lyse since no amount of Tabasco is welcome in my food, but she loves the stuff.) When the beans are almost done, I’ll be adding celery, and possibly some cooked pasta if there appears to be enough room in the crockpot.

This is pretty much how I cook. I’m a firm believer in the school of, “I have a bunch of ingredients that appear to go together, so I’m going to haphazardly toss them all into the crockpot and add a bunch of seasonings that smell good, and hope for the best!” The biggest drawback to this philosophy of cooking? I can rarely duplicate a recipe, which is annoying when I stumble upon something really good.

So, either this will turn out to be some damned good bean & pea soup, or I will have wasted several dollars worth of canned tomatoes, produce & hamhocks. I’m betting it will be scrumptious.


Sunday, February 26, 2006

 Insane, moi?

Do the next thing.

That’s good advice, when you find yourself floundering due to a loss, or the end of something. Since Diary-X has joined the big server dump in the sky, I started thinking about how I’d replace an online journal. I gave consideration to doing what I did years ago, putting pages on my own site and updating all the links & such by hand, but hey, I went to Diary-X because doing all that on my own site was a pain in the ass!

So I went to ye olde Google, typed in “free online journal,” and sifted through the results. It was tedious. Very, very tedious. Basically, I wanted an online journal that did not require me to pay user fees but would offer upgraded accounts at a reasonable price, would give me the ability to do some customization and add personal touches for free, would be fairly easy to use, would allow me to back up my entries in some fashion, and has enough of a history that I didn’t have to worry the site would go tits-up in the near future.

Do you know how many online journals fit that bill? Eleventy-something pages of Google results and four hours of researching said results later, I discovered the answer was: one.

LiveJournal came close, actually - but for the $25 annual cost of paid accounts! Ouch! I paid $12 a year for an upgraded account at Diary-X, and winced at that. (It’s not that I’m a cheapskate; it’s that $25 equals 4 paperbacks or a hardcover, and I have a serious book addiction to support!)

But InsaneJournal fit the bill. And it has a catchy site name, too! InsaneJournal is (as far as I can see) a better version of LiveJournal, and in fact, it’s built on open source software from LiveJournal. The paid accounts are only $10 a year. Hell, that’s a better deal than I had going at Diary-X, really. It’s also been around since 2001, and you wouldn’t believe the number of online journals that I nixed based on a start date of 2004 or later.

So, my journal version of Note of the Day is now here. It doesn’t look like much at present, but it should after I tinker a bit more. And I actually like their basic purple template!


Saturday, February 25, 2006

 A medal does not make you a champion

I’ve spent much of the last two weeks watching the Winter Olympics (thank heavens for cable tv!). For a gal who’s not big on sports, that’s pretty unusual. I mean, I couldn’t care less about the Super Bowl or the World Series, and I don’t even like the kind of weather (cold!) that is a prerequisite for winter sports. So what’s special about the Olympics?

And now for something completely TMI…


Friday, February 24, 2006

 So long, farewell, auf Wiedersehen, goodbye

A couple of weeks ago, I wrote a post about Diary-X going offline. Tonight, this is what I found when I went to check on the status of things (which I’m reposting here since it won’t be there much longer):

Diary-X has suffered from an unrecoverable drive failure. Due to a combination of issues, the last backup (from December 2004) contained only configuration files and other non-essential files. We do not have any other backups for the site. All journals, user information, forum posts, templates, images, and everything else are all irrecoverably lost.

In the past several hours, I have had to decide whether or not I should put the site back online at all. Only those users who backed up their own journals (either using the journal download tool or otherwise saving each entry) would be able to reconstruct their journals. Everyone else would have to start over. Whatever developed as a result would still be called Diary-X, but it wouldn’t be the same.

I believe it makes the most sense to close Diary-X permanently. Tentatively, the site will go dark on March 31st, 2006.

I had a long conversation with the engineer that worked on the drive. What happened was that the read heads slipped slightly out of alignment and began what is known as ‘head skip,’ which means that the heads skipped along the platters like a stone across water. Each time they hit the platters, they destroyed a little bit of data (somewhere around 256 bytes). Because they were skipping, they were reading bad data, so the drive attempted to compensate by moving the heads away and back again, which caused the heads to skip into more areas, which the drive then attempted to read from, which moved the head and caused more damage. Given that the drive spins at 7200 RPM, a few hours worth of this type of treatment just completely hosed the drive. DriveSavers was able to get ‘fragments of files,’ but they were not able to recover anything substantial at all. The physical damage was just too extensive.

So, since I didn’t save a backup of my entries, four years worth of four separate journals - where I poured out my heart and mind and soul - are gone. Vanished. *poof* Many of my friends are in the same boat.

And now, at the center of dozens of contradictory thoughts & feelings, all I can think now is… it’s for the best. It has to be. I can’t let myself think of it any other way.


 Test

This is a test. This is only a test. If this were a real post, you would be given instructions on where to go and what to do.

(Trying out the pre-blog feature to see if it works. This post shouldn’t pop up before Friday, Feb. 24th.)

[Added on Friday: Yay, it works!]


Wednesday, February 22, 2006

 Nobody expects my offspring

My deranged children have decided they are the new Spanish Inquisition. The last time we were at the grocery store, my younger demonspawn got some Peeps (which is pretty scary on its own, really). Today, she skewered a Peep on a twig, while announcing that she had “violated the Peep,” and then she proceeded to roast it in our fireplace. The elder demonspawn got involved, adding her own perspective of what might be done to Peeps, and pretty soon the discussion turned into a full-fledged plan to create a diorama of medieval torture, with Peeps as the victims of hanging, stoning, being tortured on the rack, and the always-popular burned at the stake.

Okay, part of this was my fault, but only indirectly. I was watching a show on the History Channel this afternoon called Modern Marvels, and today’s episode was about the history of torture devices. Just a little light watching while I worked on a project with my sewing machine…which, come to think of it, can certainly become a torture device.

My project today was kitty beds. After getting much of the house tidied up, and running some laundry, I dug out my scrap fabric and the handful of towels that needed to be retired (due to holes, bleach spots, or other aesthetic defects), and proceeded to begin making the baker’s dozen of kitty beds that I figured I had enough materials on hand to make.

And now for something completely TMI…


Tuesday, February 21, 2006

 Seduced by the Simsomaker

This is all Karel’s fault.

For years, I’ve been muttering my mantra under my breath (or sometimes a little louder) at key moments. My mantra is (for anyone who hasn’t heard it in person), “I love my children. I love my children. I will not kill my children; prison would be bad for my sex life.”

You can make your own here.


 Practice Random Acts of Silliness

Normally when my mother sends me email, I check to see if she’s actually written something before I automatically hit delete (since it’s usually one of those annoying forwards that we all hate). I can usually count on getting one every couple or three days. *sigh* Today’s random forward, however, was kinda funny - and rather than annoy everyone in my email address book, I’ll put it here.

I can imagine doing several of these. Especially number five. Mwa ha ha.

Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity

And now for something completely TMI…


Monday, February 20, 2006

 Blog issues

Diary-X is still down, but Stephen (the guy who runs it) is doing everything he can to retrieve the data and get the site back up. Due to hearing about the joys of sys-admin work from my Number One Internet Fanboy (and having actually seen the physical box where this blog “lives” in his server room - very cool!), I know that Stephen is doing all that any reasonable person could be expected, to retrieve the data and fix the problems that contributed to its loss.

And now for something completely TMI…


Friday, February 17, 2006

 A 10 for excellence with the butter knife

My terrific Number One Internet Fanboy directed me to this post about the Olympics - and let me warn you not to be partaking in beverages whilst you read it, lest you end up having to replace your wet keyboard!

Though the Olympics don’t annoy me quite as much as they obviously do him (I actually get a glow-y, excited feeling about the Olympics, especially the Winter Games), I must agree with his assessment of the idiotic concept of judges awarding “style points” for the ski jumpers. WTF? That’s clearly one of the stupider ideas in the Olympics, right up there with the incredibly lame & overblown Opening Ceremonies (which seem to get more surrealistic & inane every 4 years). The Opening Ceremonies should go as follows:

And now for something completely TMI…


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