A fan of my Pagan Humor site sent me a new link to another hilarious essay, so of course I took the opportunity to put the new page up and update my Pagan Humor page, as well! If you are Wiccan, have ever dated a Wiccan, or have only just met a Wiccan once, you’ll find this amusing.
And don’t forget one of my favorite jokes…
Q. What’s the difference between a Pagan man and a Christian man?
A. The Pagan man can make love to you all night long, but the Christian man has to get up to go to work in the morning!
Field Guide to Wiccans
My joke from last Friday, that I should wear my new t-shirt on every first date I have with someone new – as a warning – led to some amusement as I considered what shirts I should wear on later dates as “fair notice advisories.” So here’s what I’ve come up with, of the t-shirts I own:
1st date – I’m blogging this.
2nd date – Behind this shirt is a Norse goddess.
3rd date – Question monogamy
4th date – Heartless Bitches International
5th date – Wicked (with the outline of a witch on a broomstick after the word)
(But if they haven’t figured that out by the fifth date, there’s probably no t-shirt that will adequately warn them! *snicker*)
I have a date with someone new tomorrow night. Yay!
