I like music, long walks on the beach, and poking dead things with a stick.

Tuesday, November 30, 2004

 Laugh and the world laughs with you

A fan of my Pagan Humor site sent me a new link to another hilarious essay, so of course I took the opportunity to put the new page up and update my Pagan Humor page, as well! If you are Wiccan, have ever dated a Wiccan, or have only just met a Wiccan once, you’ll find this amusing.

And don’t forget one of my favorite jokes…

Q. What’s the difference between a Pagan man and a Christian man?

A. The Pagan man can make love to you all night long, but the Christian man has to get up to go to work in the morning!

Field Guide to Wiccans


 More science fun

After all the discussion about “disclaimer stickers” on science textbooks to appease the militant creationist types (and other idjuts who believe proselytizing is a good thing), I was delighted when my Number One Internet Fanboy sent me this link on more interesting and smarter disclaimer stickers!

I think my favorite is, “This book was anonymously donated to your school library to discreetly promote religious alternatives to the theory of evolution. When you are finished with it, please refile the book in the fiction section.”

And that’s something I can say “Amen!” to.


 And on the 17th date…

My joke from last Friday, that I should wear my new t-shirt on every first date I have with someone new – as a warning – led to some amusement as I considered what shirts I should wear on later dates as “fair notice advisories.” So here’s what I’ve come up with, of the t-shirts I own:

1st date – I’m blogging this.
2nd date – Behind this shirt is a Norse goddess.
3rd date – Question monogamy
4th date – Heartless Bitches International
5th date – Wicked (with the outline of a witch on a broomstick after the word)

(But if they haven’t figured that out by the fifth date, there’s probably no t-shirt that will adequately warn them! *snicker*)

I have a date with someone new tomorrow night. Yay!


Monday, November 29, 2004

 Can you take 5 Gs?

And I don’t mean G-forces, either.

There must be something in the air that’s making some of us a wee bit, uhm, excitable. Another Gemini girl of my acquaintance and I both agreed that we could use even a bit more than the happy pouncings we’re already getting. I said we should form a club – the 5 Gs, as in “good, giving, & game Gemini girls.”

So, anyone else want to join? *cheeky grin*


Sunday, November 28, 2004

 Geek humor is sexy!

Have you ever wondered what would happen if you had sex at the speed of light? This and other similarly fascinating concepts are explored at Sexual Physics. I found the link at Streetfighter, which adds to the evidence that Geminis are seriously into sexy geek humor.

I’m going to go laugh myself silly some more over phrases like “relativistic flaming semen.”


Friday, November 26, 2004

 I’m blogging this

Part of Yule came a smidgen early – the pressies from my Number One Internet Fanboy & his girlfriend part, that is! Karel got me this t-shirt, which I joked that I should wear on my first date with anyone, as a warning. *giggle* Everyone in the family got t-shirts: Geoffrey got the Tokyo Police Cataclysm Division shirt, Anxiety got a shirt which says (too perfect for the Virgo child) Obey Gravity, It’s the Law, and Angst got the fabulous SP shirt not free-range boobies. Yay for damned nifty t-shirts!

Dawn got us fantabulous gifties, too! I’m not going to list all of the haul, but she did get me some exquisite dark chocolate, and a wonderful Tainted Love Recovery Kit, featuring the always-delicious artwork of Anne Taintor. (This is one of my favorites!) Dawn so very rocks!


Thursday, November 25, 2004

 Blessings

All across America, Thanksgiving is being celebrated. Too many people think of turkeys & football, and forget entirely how Thanksgiving started.

The Pilgrims who helped establish Plymouth Colony in 1620 (most people don’t realize that, of the 102 people who came to the New World on the Mayflower, only about 35 were Pilgrims) belonged to the most uncompromising group of Puritans, the Separatists, who had severed all ties with the Church of England. They were members of a group who had emigrated to Holland in 1607 to escape religious persecution. The Dutch granted them asylum and political toleration, but restricted them, for the most part, to unskilled labor. After ten long and laborious years, these English refugees had wearied of their struggle for basic survival in a land where their children were growing up Dutch rather than English. The idea of forming their own community in the New World began to look enticing.

In the fall of 1621, the settlers harvested their first crops. But if it hadn’t been for native American staples like corn, squash, beans, pumpkin, potato, and other fruits and vegetables, the Pilgrims would literally have starved to death, for none of the seeds brought aboard the Mayflower – except barley – yielded usable crops. I’m sure the Puritans were thankful just to be alive, despite being in a harsh & strange land with almost no creature comforts.

What I Am Thankful For

I am thankful that I’m alive, relatively healthy, and able to use all my senses. Sometimes I bitch about the hassles of being “blind” without my glasses but I’m very grateful I can see the wonders of nature, and the faces of my loved ones.

I am thankful for my two beautiful, healthy, terrific daughters. Sometimes I bitch about the hassles of parenthood, but they have brought me more rewards than I ever dreamt possible.

I am thankful for the wonderful relationship I have with Geoffrey, and everything he brings into my life. Sometimes I bitch about the hassles that a lifetime commitment brings, but words are completely inadequate to express all that he means to me. He is my best beloved, my true soulmate.

I am thankful for my dearest friends, who’ve been there for me over the years, even if they disagreed with me about something important. They never abandoned me or let me down; they accept me for who I am. Brenda, Lyse, Karel, Molly, Mari, Robert, Jenn – thank you for being you. You give me very little to bitch about.

I am thankful for the many other people who’ve extended the hand of friendship to me. Though we might go months or years without contact – or we might only know each other online! – we have a level of comfort and fondness that is dear to my heart. Sometimes I bitch about being too busy with too many friends (as if such a thing were possible!), but the lonely girl I used to be finds such an abundance of caring to be almost overwhelmingly joyous.

I am thankful for my gods, and the lessons that my faith has taught me. Though Thanksgiving as it’s practiced in the U.S. may come from Christian origins, harvest festivals of thanks have likely been around since the dawn of humanity, and certainly predate Christianity. Sometimes I bitch about people who call themselves Wiccan, yet don’t seem to “get it,” but I try to remember that it’s probably just another Life Lesson that I have to learn.

I am very thankful to live in a country where my freedom of faith, my freedom of speech, and my life & liberties are protected. Sometimes I bitch about how my countrymen disappoint me, but I couldn’t imagine wanting to call anywhere else home.

I am thankful that I have a job which is rewarding, low-stress, and makes a living wage. Sometimes I bitch about the hassles of work (who doesn’t?!), but even if it’s not a “career,” it’s the best employment I’ve ever had.

I am also thankful for the trials and griefs and struggles I’ve experienced. Sometimes I bitch about the crap I’ve been through, but it has helped make me the person I am today, and that’s someone I’m grateful to be.

I could go on listing my blessings, but I’d rather go enjoy them!


Wednesday, November 24, 2004

 Singalong

When I’m driving in the car with my kids and a song comes on that we all like, we all sing along with it. What’s really funny is when it’s a song that one of my girls likes, but the other doesn’t, and we have silly moments of me & the one kid singing loudly while the other one complains loudly about hating the song. (Guess you have to be there to find it funny, but it gives us serious giggle fits!)

What’s a song you like to sing along with someone else, even if you can’t sing?

My favorite for singing along with my girls has got to be “Tubthumper” by Chumbawumba. It’s loud, it’s aggressive, and it’s just plain fun to sing “Pissing the night away.” (It’s a far cry from Sandwiches by Fred Penner, which was our favorite singalong song about 10 years ago!)


Tuesday, November 23, 2004

 Nothing! I buy nothing!

Except for once in a great while – when apparently the girly-girlness just overwhelms me and I have a small psychotic break – I hate shopping. I hate shopping for clothes; most clothing items I buy are impulse buys, when walking past a clothing display toward some other deparment in Fred Meyers, and I spot something attractive that’s on sale. I hate shopping for groceries; I only do it because it has to be done. I should make the kids do it for me. I hate shopping for everything except books. But then, shopping for books isn’t really shopping. It’s communing with the sacred.

Obviously, the day after Thanksgiving is the day I most dread leaving the house. There are too many shopping-crazed people out on the road, and heaven forbid I should enter into any retail establishment. Maybe I’ll have a DVD party at my house, so the non-shoppers in my life can all have some happy, warm, cuddly, movie-watching fun while the shopping-obsessed are out at the cutthroat after-Thanksgiving sales.

Buy Nothing Day


 School daze

I’ve survived the eldest demonspawn’s parent-teacher conferences. Her grades are better than last year’s – which isn’t saying much, admittedly – but there were a few definite highlights. Every teacher said that Angst was the brightest student in their class. Words like “creative,” “enjoyable,” and “unique” were used to describe her. She tests out in the 96th percentile for reading ability & comprehension – and that’s not the 96th percentile for high school students; it’s the 96th percentile for Americans, period. She’s getting an 88% in French, and doing reasonably well in English, Biology, and Health.

Then there are the other classes, like Algebra and International Studies. Yeah, she’s signed up for twice-weekly after-school classes now, that will give her extra study and extra curriculum credit. They’re based on the methods used by Sylvan Learning Centers, which Angst benefited greatly from for 3 months in the 6th grade. If she attends the extra classes for the rest of the school year, she can help make up some of the credits she flunked last year.

Now I just have to survive Anxiety’s parent-teacher conference next Monday. From the very limited interaction I’ve had with her teacher, I don’t think I like her, but I’ll keep an open mind…


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