10> “Is that Godzilla in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?”

9> “Witch, if you’re truly wicked you’ll ride my broomstick.”

8> “No, I’ve never heard of a ‘Jack-Off-Lantern.’”

7> “I’m sorry, Count — you want to suck my WHAT?!?”

6> “Yeah, Casper, I know you’re the friendliest ghost – but pinch my ass one more time, and you really will be dead.”

5> “Frank, please tell me those boobs aren’t real.”

4> “I’m dressed as a man with a really large penis. Then again, I dress like this every day.”

3> “Okay, I followed you out to your car, but I still don’t understand how I can magically transform you into the No-Longer-Headless Horseman.”

2> “Excuse me, miss — would you be willing to share your bite-sized Mounds?”

1> “Hey, if you want to keep your beer cold, stick it in the witch’s blouse.”