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Tuesday, March 21, 2006

 Mari is a goddess

I love Mari. Not just because she’s far smarter and sassier and more fun than the vast majority of humankind, but because she’s all about encouraging good by doing evil. Hence this example!

Anyone who thinks this is genuinely a bad and mean thing to do, I just have one question for you: Are you a parent?

Because if you are, and you’re doing a good job as a parent, you should never have to worry about seeing one of these stickers on your precious little darling. Right? Exactly.

And if you aren’t a parent, I’d be a lot more worried about what not supporting this sticker idea says about you and your desire for parents not to supervise their spawn properly. Think about it.


One Response to “Mari is a goddess”

  1. laura Says:

    as a parent of the world’s most trusting and stranger-friendly clones, i think this idea is BRILLIANT.

    if my toddler wandered back to me with that sticker on, i’d freak out and wonder, “when in the hell did someone stick this on my kid? what was i doing when this was happening?”

    it would make me think about MY actions. i doubt many moms would, though. they’d probably look at surveillance cameras in the stores and try to sue. bitches.

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