I’m grateful for a lot of important things - loved ones, laughter, and generally being happier than I’ve ever been. Oh, and I’m very grateful that, not only do I not have to make Thanksgiving dinner, but a gourmet chef is making it at my house! Yay for sweet potatoes drowned in caramel! (Just don’t inhale any pumpkin pie while you’re laughing at this funny!)

20> Whew, that’s one terrific spread!

19> I’m in the mood for a little dark meat.

18> Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.

17> Talk about a huge breast!

16> It’s Cool Whip time!

15> If I don’t undo my pants, I’ll burst!

14> Are you ready for seconds yet?

13> It’s a little dry. Do you still want to eat it?

12> Just wait your turn. You’ll get some!

11> Don’t play with your meat.

10> Just spread the legs open & stuff it in.

9> You still have a little bit on your chin.

8> Use a nice smooth stroke when you whip it.

7> I didn’t expect everyone to come at once!

6> How long will it take after you stick it in?

5> You’ll know it’s ready when it pops up.

4> Wow, I didn’t think I could handle all of that!

3> That’s the biggest one I’ve ever seen!

2> Just lay back & take it easy… I’ll do the rest.

1> How long do I beat it before it’s ready?