So the other day, Geoffrey and Lyse and I went to that “toys R very expensive” store, to attempt to find some Neopets trading card game decks. (Yes, I’m such a fangirl that I want some. Not for the game, mind you, since I wouldn’t ever play it - but for the special codes that give you Neopets goodies on their website!) My beloved has borne a grudge against that particular store for years, since their mascot is a giraffe with his name. Spelled the same way, even.

So of course, there was much amusement when we saw the big poster in the store window advertising Camp Geoffrey. Snarky remarks about how much fun has been had camping with Geoffrey were, of course, made. Possibly the most amusing point is that Camp Geoffrey is intended for kids ages 3 to 8…and my Geoffrey is (to put it politely) rather disinclined to deal with small children.

Maybe he should open up a Camp Geoffrey for smart, attractive ladies ages 23 to 28… *snicker*