Another list o’ fun
I like #4 so much, I think I’m going to make it part of my sexual repetoire from now on. Woof.
9> Flip him off of you and yell, “Next!”
8> Marry someone, then divorce him less than a day later without consummating the marriage. Yeah, I’m talking to you, Ms. Spears.
7> After your first sexual encounter, sign the guy up for a year’s supply of penis enlargement pills.
6> Agree to a threesome, then bring home the skankiest chick in the bar.
5> “HURT ME! NOW!” “NO!”
4> When asked to do it doggy style, roll over on your back and wait for him to rub your tummy.
3> Handcuff him to the bedpost.
Put on a Yanni CD.
Leave.
2> Tell your wife you want to play that game where you go to the airport and pretend to be a lonely salesman and she pretends to be an airport hooker — then pick up a *different* airport hooker.
1> Start faking the orgasm before he gets his clothes off.
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May 31st, 2005 at 1:51 am
shit oh dear, top five needs a sixth by least: “FUCK ME RUNNING!”
May 31st, 2005 at 2:20 am
P.S. my best friend from high school and I made up a tune thing: the first full song we heard on the radio was “pure symbolism”. I practice that to this day. How a/r is that?
May 31st, 2005 at 4:26 pm
Heh. I kinda like #3, but replacing Yanni for more appropriate annoying torturesome music, Yanni isn’t torture enough IMO. And I need to find a bedpost for that anyway. Ach well.
June 1st, 2005 at 4:26 am
So who doesn’t like to have their tummy rubbed?
…and you can always proceed lower.
June 1st, 2005 at 3:44 pm
And I sooooo don’t believe that Brittney and hubby #1 didn’t consumate the marraige. If you’re drunk enough to marry, you’re drunk enough to fuck