Just in time for the Halloween parties!
10> “Is that Godzilla in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?”
9> “Witch, if you’re truly wicked you’ll ride my broomstick.”
8> “No, I’ve never heard of a ‘Jack-Off-Lantern.’”
7> “I’m sorry, Count — you want to suck my WHAT?!?”
6> “Yeah, Casper, I know you’re the friendliest ghost - but pinch my ass one more time, and you really will be dead.”
5> “Frank, please tell me those boobs aren’t real.”
4> “I’m dressed as a man with a really large penis. Then again, I dress like this every day.”
3> “Okay, I followed you out to your car, but I still don’t understand how I can magically transform you into the No-Longer-Headless Horseman.”
2> “Excuse me, miss — would you be willing to share your bite-sized Mounds?”
Thing Overheard at Halloween Parties…
1> “Hey, if you want to keep your beer cold, stick it in the witch’s blouse.”
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October 28th, 2004 at 9:06 am
*chuckle* Ask Mari about our brief exchange last night regarding the temperature of witches’ breasts…
October 28th, 2004 at 12:49 pm
*grin* that was rather amusing… he made it sound like you had sub-arctic breasts
My hands were cold cause we were outside looking at the moon and he said that my hands were not quite as cold as a witch’s tit, and i said “How would you know?” and then I paused and said, “Ohhh! Right!”
Tee hee!