I thought about putting this entry under the category “Amusement” but I find it more deranged than amusing…and I haven’t started a category for “Just Wrong.” (I suppose I should consider doing that.)

Anyhow, every chick knows a D&D gamer, right? Right? (Oh please god, let it not just be me who’s a geek magnet…) Now, however, with the publication of the Book of Erotic Fantasy - a RPG game guide crossed with the Kama Sutra - your average gaming geek can become a Tantric wizard wielding spells like “engorged strikes” and “orgasmic vibrations.” There are even magical STD’s - I suppose for the spellcaster who forgot to wrap his wand. *dies laughing*

I see some gamer approach me for a game with this book tucked under his arm, and I’ll tell him I’m a Vestal Virgin class character. *reanimates so I can die laughing again*