One of my coworkers sent me this link (it increased my opinion of her tremendously, I might add). Some of the best lines:

Australia has more terror per capita than Elm Street, so if something looks like a nightmarish monster, odds are it’s probably a household pet in the land down under.

Australia: Even though nature vomited monsters all over this barren isle of Lovecraftian horror, we fucking live here anyway, because we just don’t give a shit.

See, Geoffrey having an Aussie girlfriend totally makes sense to me now.