Now (theoretically, at least) Geoffrey, Tamara and I can have a baby. All of us together, that is. I can’t decide whether or not this is a (theoretically, at least) good or bad thing for polyfolk. I mean, churches are always screeching against gay marriage and other alternative relationships by hauling out the argument that God™ created marriage between only a man and a woman because only that combination can make a baby.

Not anymore. *smirk* (And not really even in the first place, either — for your edification, check out the concepts of parthenogenesis, gynogenesis, and hybridogenesis. Parthenogenesis could theoretically already have occurred spontaneously in humans, and scientists have induced it in human ova since way back in 2001. No reports of babies being born from this technique, however. And if that ever did happen, only girls could ever result! No wonder the idea makes churches squeamish.)

But I’m thinking if a kid ever was born of the above-mentioned three of us, it would be the scariest kid on the block. And have the cutest butt in creation!