Just in time for the joys of Beltane (which, depending on your Pagan tradition and/or level of obsession with dates & astrological omens, is either today, tomorrow, May 5th, or whenever the Sun hits 15* in Taurus, whenever that is), I put up a new page in the Pagan Humor section of Cosmic Central - the Discordian Beltane Ritual! (Use at your own risk.)

For those who aren’t sure about what the Pagan holidays are all about, I highly recommend what is quite possibly my favorite humorous Pagan essay, A Humorous Look at the Wheel of the Year. I must have read it a hundred times and it still makes me laugh out loud.