I’m never certain if I’m more amused or appalled at what new idiocy the über-liberal, bleeding heart, peacenik hippies are up to now. Or at least a couple of them. Donna Sheehan and Paul Reffell — the pair who brought you Baring Witness (apparently they think they can end war through nudity) and Redefining Seduction workshops (”teaching women to give themselves permission to initiate courtship and create partnership, while saving men from the damage of rejection” …uh, what?! *snicker*) — have now founded Global Orgasm.

That’s right! If every human being on the planet joins the synchronized orgasm on Dec. 22nd, the sheer energy release will melt down all the weapons and create a permanent rainbow in the sky and give every little kid a pony and instantly convert the hundreds of thousands of years of human aggression into sweetness & light & peace & love & gumdrops & daisies.

Someone has been smoking way too much dope.